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Terms of Service

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This text is a structural draft only. It has not been reviewed by an attorney and is not legal advice. Have a qualified lawyer review and complete it before you sell anything.

1. Who we are

FUCK OFF MEOW sells apparel and accessories online. By using this site you agree to these terms. REVIEW: insert the registered legal entity name, company number and address.

2. Adult content

This site contains explicit language throughout. The Roast Me experience is intended for people aged 18 and over. REVIEW: confirm age requirements for every market you sell into.

3. Orders and pricing

Placing an order is an offer to buy. We may decline or cancel an order, including for pricing errors or suspected fraud. Prices and availability can change without notice. REVIEW: currency, tax treatment and pricing-error policy.

4. Payment

Payments are processed by Shopify's hosted checkout. We do not receive or store your card details. REVIEW: confirm the payment providers enabled on the store.

5. Intellectual property

Brand names, designs, artwork and site content belong to us. Do not reproduce or resell them. REVIEW: trademark status of the brand name and slogan in your markets.

6. Acceptable use

Do not misuse the site, attempt to breach its security, or submit content that is unlawful, harassing, or infringes anyone's rights.

7. Liability

REVIEW: liability limits and warranty disclaimers must be drafted by a lawyer for your jurisdiction. Consumer-protection law may override anything written here.

8. Governing law and contact

REVIEW: governing law, dispute resolution and a real contact address.