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Privacy Policy

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This text is a structural draft only. It has not been reviewed by an attorney and is not legal advice. Have a qualified lawyer review and complete it before you sell anything.

What we collect

Order details, contact details, and — only if you opt in — the roast profile you choose to give us. Shopify processes checkout and payment data on our behalf.

Roast profiles are private

Anything you submit to the Roast Me experience is used solely to write messages to you. We do not publish it, sell it, or share it with other customers. You can withdraw and have it deleted at any time.

Marketing

We only email marketing to people who ticked the marketing consent box. Roasting consent is separate and never assumed from a newsletter signup. Every message has an unsubscribe link.

Cookies and analytics

REVIEW: list the cookies and analytics tools actually in use, and add a consent banner if your markets require one.

Your rights

REVIEW: describe access, correction, deletion and portability rights under the laws that apply to you (for example GDPR, UK GDPR, CCPA), plus a data-controller contact.

Retention and security

REVIEW: retention periods, processors used, and breach-notification process.