It is entertainment, and it is voluntary
Roast Me is a comedy service. Nothing we send is a sincere statement of opinion or fact about you. You are never required to take part, and taking part has no effect on your orders, prices, shipping or support.
Consent
You are only enrolled after ticking the opt-in box yourself. The box is never pre-checked. We record your consent and the time you gave it. Roasting consent is separate from ordinary marketing consent; subscribing to the newsletter does not enrol you.
Age
You must be at least 18 years old to take part.
Intensity and boundaries
You choose MILD, MEDIUM or BRUTAL, and you can list subjects that are fair game and subjects that are off limits. You can change either at any time. We aim to respect your limits; if we miss, tell us and we will correct it.
What we will never do
No threats, no harassment, no doxxing, no publishing your private information, and no accusations that you have committed a crime. We do not target protected characteristics and we do not roast anyone who has not opted in themselves.
Withdrawal
Withdraw from the Roast Me page or use the unsubscribe link in any message. Withdrawal takes effect immediately and your roast profile is deleted on request.
Privacy
Roast profiles are private. We use them only to write messages to you. REVIEW: confirm retention periods and processor list with counsel.